The way it should be

I belong to a dating club, and have been a member for 3 years now. I was told this is where you can meet swingers on line. After looking at it for a couple of months, I decide to go ahead and join it.

Some of those ads are really x rated. One stated she is looking for a soft, lovable teddy bear to cuddle up to. So the men are now called teddy bears. I am sitting here wonderinghow I can word my ad in this dating club.

I am looking for a soft, lovable, over weight teddy bear. That does not sound right. How about, I am slightly over weight woman, with sound mind, and funny outlook, looking for a soft, lovable man for dating purposes. Lovable does not sound right either. What other word can I use besides soft and lovable.

I got it now. I am a single lady, slightly over weight, looking for a nice rounded man, with a lovable humor, and easy to get along with. How does that sound?

Do you ever wonder what these swingers are really thinking of? Are they thinking of just a one night stand, a companion to be just only to do fun things, or a companion for life? I know I am not looking for one for life. I am just too young for that right now. Maybe I am just too young to be in a swingers club, period.

Well, not really, I am 24 years old, and think I am old enough to know what I want. Don't you think I am? So let's try this again. I am a 24 year old single female, looking for a dating companion. I am looking for a lovable partner for soft and warm nights to cuddle up to. He must have a sense of humor, enjoy going out at any time of the day, if not working at that time. I enjoy going to movies, going out to eat, long walks, and love to fish and bowl.

Now that I like. I will have to copy this ad so I can remember it, and the next time I look at a dating service, I can use the same ad. I think I am beginning to like the swingers single life.