The way it should be

I stood at the blackboard giving my lecture to the students as usual. It was terribly boring even for me so you can imagine how the students felt. They were collapsed in their seats asleep. I decided then to just surf the web for the rest of the class until the bell woke them up. I had trouble dating women so I went and tried on-line dating. I found a sweet and lovable gal online. We set up a date later that evening. I surfed the web some more until the bell went and then I scurried off to the faculty room and collected my stuff. They all were staring at me, wondering why I was so excited. Usually I was a very boring chap but today I was high as a kite, giggling with glee under my breath. It was a stark contrast with my usual demeanour. I made my way to my Volvo and drove through the winding streets of the city until I met her. She then got in and we engaged in small talk while I drove through the congested streets to the restaurant I had made reservations at. We entered the restaurant, went over to the counter to order our food. We ordered sandwiches, club sandwiches, and some coke. We sat down at a table near the window and we looked out at the great scenery there. On-line dating had definitely paid off. SHe was sweet indeed, and quite lovable. But I got bored of her then. I went back home and changed and went online. I browsed through hundreds of websites looking for another sweet and lovable girl, but also an interesting one. It was hard and eventually I gave up on on-line dating. I went to a tarot card reader instead and using her clues I found my way to an ancient tomb carved into the hillside near a graveyard. There I found a magic lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a genie came out. He said I could have three wishes so I wished for my dream girl and then I got her.