The way it should be

My wife had gotten boring. Boring and fat. Boring, fat and ugly. I could not get my arms around her anymore to give her a cuddle. It was like trying to hug a mountain. I decided to go have a fling then. I met a co worker one day "for drinks". Little did she know I was there to seduce her. My exceptionally fine good looks as well as my exquisite charm made quick work of the seduction. We then retreated to the bedroom of my rented hotel room. It was quite a good fling. The next day, invigorated from a good night of "rest", I went down to have breakfast. It was a delicious breakfast of sausages, rashers, eggs, toast and white pudding. Oh and there were baked beans also. It was to die for. I then went back to my wife. She was nagging and shouting as usual. I had gotten sick of her and finally said I wanted a divorce. Two months later I was divorced and dating single. It was a strange thing being single again. It made the dates less exciting since they were no longer a fling. All the excitement had gone out of it. But I braved the boredom and eventually found some interesting girls. They were so good I thought they could be my future wife in fact. I went out on a date with them to restaurants and took them on holidays on cruise ships. It was quite a great time. We then went back to our rented accommodation and made love. Each love making session was followed by a long cuddle. We then went to the Bahamas on holidays. It was quite hot but I liked it anyway. I took a dip in the sea whenever I got too hot. It was paradise. Coconuts were available to have at the seaside bar and palm trees lined the golden strand. Me and my date would spend the whole time on the beach either sunbathing or in a cuddle. But then we had to go back home to our boring jobs in the city.