The way it should be

The aroma of fried eggs wafted throughout the complex. The prisoners, obviously excited, banged the metal bars of their cells, an unspoken demand for food. The guards did a dance outside the cells, mimicking the eating of eggs, as much to say to the prisoners "you're not getting any." A couple of moments later the mob reached fever pitch. They had been denied delicious eggs one time too many. They burst out of their cells in unison, as some sort of primal evil overtook all of them giving them amazing strength. They made quick work of the guards and the kitchen staff and then seized the coveted eggs for their own. I then woke up. "Oh wow what a dream," I thought. "Luckily it wasn't true." Well except for the aroma of eggs I felt wafting up the stairs. "Mmm my favourite," I thought. I did an excited dance as I donned my clothes and headed down to breakfast. My sister was there with her boyfriend, their holding hands a sign that they had kissed and made up and were now a couple again. I downed the eggs quickly with a glass of orange juice and headed upstairs to my PC. I put down my info on a website for dating services. They matched me to someone else quite quickly. I was surprised that not only was the match so quick, but the person I was set up with was quite a looker. I then set up a date with her to go to the club later. I met her outside at ten and we entered. We had a dance and a few drinks and then walked home to my place. On the way home we gave in to the delicious aroma of Chinese food blowing out of the street side vents, and went in to get a take-away. We then went home and watched a scary film on TV for a while. We quickly found ourselves kissing and cuddling to the screams of some unknown B star's crappy performance as a serial killer victim. After such a night of bonding we became a couple.